Being a librarian, Iím a firm believer in intellectual freedom and the first amendment - but honestly, even I think any book with the word virgin in the title has to go. Iím not sure if itís been just my luck lately, or if the romance publishing industry is out to get me, but Iíve read more books with moronic titles in the last couple of weeks than I have in the last couple of years. I canít help but feel that more than few readers will avert their eyes and walk hurriedly from the romance section of their favorite bookstore upon seeing Lisa Cachís latest. A shame really, since itís a delightfully fun read - and probably the most unique book to cross my path in some time.
Alizon is a desperate young girl living in medieval Markesew on the southwest coast of England. What could a 14-year-old possibly be desperate about? Why her virginity of course! Alizon has no wish for a husband - she just wants to be rid of her maidenhead before the next lottery. Only virginal women need apply, and instead of coin or jewels, the winner is fed to the townís resident dragon. Alizon, having failed to succeed in deflowering herself, is chosen to be the next sacrifice.
George is a professional wrestler living in the present day, who is also having a bit of a crisis. Two young boys in Missouri decided to emulate his trademark moves and got themselves seriously hurt. Now concerned mothers are out for his blood. His sister, Athena, a New Age practitioner, convinces George to let her hypnotize him. The theory is that while in the state of hypnosis he will find a way around his current doubts.
Instead, George wakes up on Markesew and quickly learns he is to slay the dragon. Thinking he is hypnotized, George figures that ďslaying the dragonĒ is symbolic of his current professional crisis. However, once he makes his way up to Devilís Mount, he finds a surly gatekeeper, a mysterious crone, and the ghosts of dead virgins standing in his way.
The old crone happens to be a poorly disguised Alizon. She escaped the dragonís clutches 12 years earlier, and is now exacting her revenge on the townspeople who tossed her aside. In the process, she takes in each new, sacrificed girl, teaches her the art of tapestry making, and continues to build the wall around her heart even higher. Sheís none too happy to see ďSt. George,Ē who not only threatens the life she has built up on Devilís Mount, but her heart as well.
What makes Cachís latest a gem is George. How can one not love a hero who is macho and manly, but also reads Goodnight Moon to his 5-year-old niece? He talks like a guy, acts like a guy, but had enough of a feminine side to make this readerís heart skip a beat. It is also terribly amusing as he walks around Devilís Mount trying to find symbolic meaning in all that is happening to him.
It took me considerably longer to warm up to Alizon - even though I felt she had good reason for being the way she was. She scorns the townspeople for their cowardice - for sending helpless young girls to their death instead of finding a way to be rid of the dragon. She is angry, bitter, and just plain disgusted. It takes her some time to work through this - and she doesnít exactly aid George in his quest to kill Belch the dragon. Instead, she thwarts his efforts, and stalls him at every turn. For his part, George is not only patient with her, but thereís a wonderful dialogue towards the end when he makes her see the error of her ways.
While I found Alizon frustrating at times, Iím recommending Cachís latest on the strength of the unique storyline and the hero. Readers who are tired of picking up the same European historicals, Westerns, or category romances featuring amnesiac cowboy sheik babies will likely find George and the Virgin to be a refreshing departure from the norm.