| Okay, this review is going to sound warped because there is
so much wrong with this book. However, it reads quickly and
stands out in the mind after the reading, so it must not be
all bad. In fact, I've found the two previous Mona Lisa
books to be the same way, as well as the short story
included in the On the Prowl anthology. They're hard to put
down, but they're also hard to justify reading because
they're just so much fluff and no substance.
It's hard to call Mona Lisa's life fluffy; she is a queen of
the Monere, an ancient race of warriors that traveled to
Earth from the moon and thus can only comfortably survive in
the dark. Mona Lisa, however, is the first Mixed Blood
queen, so she can be out in the daylight. This is only one
of the many, many, many outstanding abilities she has
harnessed - which is pretty impressive, considering that she
has only been aware of her Monere heritage for about six
months (she was working as a nurse to support her teenage
brother before she ascended to her royal position).
Better
yet, the Monere pass their traits along through sex, so
everybody wants to sleep with her. Of
course, since she is the only kindhearted Monere queen,
everybody wants to sleep with her anyway, especially since
another of her talents is healing through intercourse. So
pretty much everybody does. Sleep with her, that is, despite the fact that Mona Lisa doesn't feel you should give your body up without some deeper feeling than lust. Or
maybe because of it; she can't seem to make up her mind who is best suited for her.
And that brings us to book three of the Monere series, Mona
Lisa Craving. Early on, Mona Lisa, despite her supernatural
powers and her rather impressive guard, is kidnapped by a
father/son team of Monere warriors. Several lame fighting
sequences later, Mona Lisa is saving a third member of the
family, Dante, from the brink of insanity. Through sex, of
course. Though she had done this merely to save Dante's
life, Mona Lisa and Dante are immediately drawn to one
another; Mona Lisa even turns away from sex with several of
her other men(that's not to say there ISN'T sex with any of
her other warriors in this book, just not as much as usual).
Since Dante's mother is a healer and Mona Lisa's territory
is desperately in need of one, she enlists the family to
move to her home, where it is discovered that Dante is the
direct descendent of the man who slew Mona Lisa in another
life and brought a curse upon his family.
Mona Lisa has recently, through several trials in the
previous book, become part demon. She hopes to keep her new
demon traits secret, as knowledge of the fact that she is
demon living (Sunny's term, not mine) is pretty much a death
sentence. To sidetrack the general public, the High Prince
of Hell, Halcyon, one of Mona Lisa's lovers, claims her as
his mate. Because of these new demon traits and the
unheard-of nature of her condition, Mona Lisa isn't sure she
wants to keep the baby that she and Dante have managed to
conceive despite the infertility of the Monere. Dante feels
the child would end his curse, and so Mona Lisa is kidnapped
again. For some reason, he seems to think this will
convince her to keep the baby. Or maybe he just thinks to
hold her until it is born; Dante's motives are a little
muddled throughout the book.
Well, everybody seems pretty aimless throughout the book,
actually. The main plotline - the curse on Dante and he and
Mona Lisa's somewhat-forbidden relationship doesn't stand
out much from the general goings-on of Mona Lisa's odd
little existence. Mona Lisa herself, despite all of these
new facets to her person, doesn't seem to grow in character,
although many of those around her do. The entire history of
Mona Lisa and the Monere is rehashed in this book as in the
previous one, so the reader is not left in the dark if this
is their first shot at Sunny. However, the account is drawn
out enough to bore readers who have read earlier works by
this author.
So, to reiterate, this book isn't advanced in anyway. It's
an amalgamation of as many of the current paranormal series
as the author can squeeze into one tome, and the characters
are pretty shallow. Transitions seem to be foreign, and
it's sometimes hard to keep up from frame to frame with who
the bad guy or lover is at that moment. BUT, this book will
read in a few sittings and keep you entertained throughout.
It's exactly like watching a soap opera: you know it's
silly, you know it's pointless, and you know it's not going
to enrich your life in anyway. But that's what makes it a
guilty pleasure, right?
--Sarrah Knight
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